“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.”
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Desperate Broker Dealer Survival Kit
$149
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For the man who has been closing next week since 2022.
Printed on it
“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.”
Quotes on items
- —“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.” — mug front
- —“Business Development, Allegedly.” — cap embroidery
- —“Premium Merch. Terrible Judgment.” — sticker sheet
- —“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.” — gift insert card
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- Desperate Broker Dealer
- What's inside
- —“Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.” tee—Coffee mug—Portable charger—Notebook—Breath mints—Stain-remover pen—Character card
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.