“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Character Bundle
The Martini Capitalist Lunch Kit
$189
Private-Club ProblemPlausible Business Expense
For old-school dealmakers, private club rituals, and opinions delivered before 3 PM. No alcohol included.
Printed on it
“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Quotes on items
- —“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.” — tee front chest
- —“Dry With A Twist” — tumbler wrap
- —“Deals Close Between The First Idea And The Third Round Of Commentary” — insert card
- Approved by
- The Martini Capitalist
- What's inside
- —Insulated tumbler—Set of four coasters—Cocktail/mocktail napkins—Leather-style card case—DPSC cap—Character card
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.