Party Pack mockup printed with “We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”

Kit

Party Pack

$129

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For when networking becomes nightlife. No alcohol included.

Printed on it

“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”

Quotes on items

  • —“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.” — sticker / insert card
  • —“Powder Conditions: Exceptional.” — tumbler wrap
  • —“No Actual Skiing Included.” — box label
  • —“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.” — cocktail napkins & coasters
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What's inside
—Cocktail napkins—Coasters—Bottle opener—DPSC party cards—Tumbler—Sticker pack
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