Party Pack mockup printed with “We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
We Don't Ski. We Allocate.

Kit

Party Pack

$129

Expense Report Energy

For when networking becomes nightlife. No alcohol included.

Printed on it

We Don't Ski. We Allocate.

Quotes on items

  • “We Don't Ski. We Allocate.” — sticker / insert card
  • “Powder Conditions: Exceptional.” — tumbler wrap
  • “No Actual Skiing Included.” — box label
  • “Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.” — cocktail napkins & coasters
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The Martini Capitalist
What's inside
Cocktail napkinsCoastersBottle openerDPSC party cardsTumblerSticker pack
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