Mug$28
Expensive Opinions Mug
For coffee, tea, and unsolicited market commentary.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Approved by nobody
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
Mugs & Tumblers
7 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Mug$32
Not Financial Advice Mug
Legally safer. Emotionally worse.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Exit pending
Mug$32
Spread Widened Mug
DCM Dave's emotional support vessel.“Spread Widened”
Due diligence declined
Mug$32
Wire By Friday Mug
The official vessel of conditional optimism.“Wire By Friday”
No carry included
Tumbler$54
Dry With A Twist Tumbler
Cold drinks. Warm introductions.“Dry With A Twist”
Meeting-ready
Tumbler$38
Warm Weather Powder Tumbler
Hydration support for people with plans they won't explain.“Powder Conditions: Exceptional.”
Strong opinionThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.