Hat$48
DPSC Classic Cap
For people with strong opinions and no public positions.“The Art of Expensive Opinions”
Strong opinion
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
The drop
See what else existsThe Uniform
Dress for the exit you keep mentioning.
Distribution list
Circulated widely. Read by nobody.
Mug$32
Wire By Friday Mug
The official vessel of conditional optimism.“Wire By Friday”
No carry included
T-Shirt$58
Adjusted For Bad Decisions Tee
A non-GAAP personality.“Adjusted For Bad Decisions.”
Approved by nobody
Internal use only
Reviewed by committee. Approved by nobody.
Distribution: unrestricted.
The Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.