Hat$48
DPSC Classic Cap
For people with strong opinions and no public positions.“The Art of Expensive Opinions”
Strong opinion
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
Still in the room
46 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Hoodie$98
Members Only Hoodie
For closed-door meetings and open browser tabs.“Private Capital. Good Company. Bad Excuses.”
Committee-adjacent
Mug$28
Expensive Opinions Mug
For coffee, tea, and unsolicited market commentary.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Due diligence declined
Bundle$60
The Edition Bundle
Magazine issue, sticker pack, and enough status signaling to ruin lunch.“Different Characters. Same Club.”
Committee-adjacent
T-Shirt$58
Dry Powder. Wet Martinis. Tee
The dress code for unofficial business.“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Unsolicited
T-Shirt$58
Clothing Optional. Opinions Required.
Membership standards are flexible. Commentary is not.“Clothing Optional. Opinions Required.”
No carry included
T-Shirt$58
The Endgame Isn't Merch. It's Culture.
For people who understand that every shirt is really a thesis.“Premium Merch. Terrible Judgment.”
Strong opinion
T-Shirt$58
Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.
Legally safer. Emotionally worse.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Meeting-ready
T-Shirt$58
Private Capital. Good Company. Bad Excuses.
The official uniform of plausible deniability.“Private Capital. Good Company. Bad Excuses.”
Approved by nobodyT-Shirt$58
Business Development, Allegedly Tee
For golf trips, lunches, and calendar invites with hidden agendas.“Business Development, Allegedly.”
Exit pendingT-Shirt$58
You Can Be Right Or You Can Be Rich.
Rarely both. Ask the guy waiting for a better entry point.“You Can Be Right Or You Can Be Rich.”
Due diligence declined
T-Shirt$58
Adjusted For Bad Decisions Tee
A non-GAAP personality.“Adjusted For Bad Decisions.”
Approved by nobodyT-Shirt$58
The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly. Tee
Pipeline rich. Revenue poor. Spiritually closing.“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.”
Unsolicited
T-Shirt$58
Nobody Knows What I Do.
Neither does your LinkedIn.“Nobody Knows What I Do.”
Due diligence declinedT-Shirt$58
I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.
Carry Chad said this unironically. Twice.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
Strong opinionT-Shirt$58
Liquidity Pending.
For exits, feelings, and other delayed events.“Liquidity Pending.”
Meeting-ready
Cap$48
DPSC Classic Cap
The official cap of expensive opinions.“The Art of Expensive Opinions”
Approved by nobody
Cap$48
Nobody Knows What I Do Cap
Soft Launch Steve approved. Quietly.“Nobody Knows What I Do.”
Due diligence declinedCap$48
Business Development, Allegedly Cap
Golf counts if someone mentions capital.“Business Development, Allegedly.”
Committee-adjacentCap$48
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Cap
No lift ticket required.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
UnsolicitedCap$48
Happy To Take A Look Cap
Family Office Frank's version of flirting with a deal.“Happy To Take A Look.”
No carry included
Polo$88
Deal Flow Invitational Polo
Performance fabric for people pretending this is work.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
Strong opinionPolo$88
DPSC Member Polo
Country club standards. Slightly lower morals.“Clothing Optional. Opinions Required.”
Meeting-ready
Polo$88
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Polo
Warm-weather business development.“No Actual Skiing Included.”
Approved by nobodyPolo$88
Carry Chad Golf Polo
For when upside participation requires breathable fabric.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
Exit pendingPolo$88
Family Office Frank Club Polo
Understated. Expensive. Judgmental.“Happy To Take A Look.”
Due diligence declinedMug$32
Not Financial Advice Mug
Legally safer. Emotionally worse.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Committee-adjacent
Mug$32
Wire By Friday Mug
The official vessel of conditional optimism.“Wire By Friday”
No carry included
Tumbler$54
Dry With A Twist Tumbler
Cold drinks. Warm introductions.“Dry With A Twist”
Meeting-ready
Character Bundle$189
The Martini Capitalist Lunch Kit
For old-school dealmakers, private club rituals, and opinions delivered before 3 PM. No alcohol included.“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Approved by nobodyCharacter Bundle$219
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Kit
The official kit for warm-weather business development. No lift ticket required.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Exit pendingBundle$149
Desperate Broker Dealer Survival Kit
For the man who has been closing next week since 2022.“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.”
Due diligence declined
Bundle$149
DCM Dave Desk Kit
Fixed income. Variable sanity.“Yielding Under Pressure.”
Committee-adjacent
Bundle$149
EBITDA Eddie Office Kit
If it's adjusted, it's beautiful.“If It's Adjusted, It's Beautiful.”
Unsolicited
Bundle$199
Carry Chad Lounge Kit
Twenty percent of the upside. One hundred percent of the ego.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
No carry includedBundle$199
Liquidity Larry Miami Kit
Liquid today. Regret tomorrow.“Liquidity Pending.”
Strong opinion
Bundle$199
Soft Launch Steve Kit
Nobody knows what he does. Everyone knows he's rich.“In Stealth. Always.”
Meeting-readyT-Shirt$58
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Tee
No actual skiing. Just capital allocation in better weather.“Powder Conditions: Exceptional.”
Approved by nobodyCap$48
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Cap
No lift ticket required.“No Actual Skiing Included.”
Exit pending
Tumbler$38
Warm Weather Powder Tumbler
Hydration support for people with plans they won't explain.“Powder Conditions: Exceptional.”
Due diligence declinedKit$129
Party Pack
For when networking becomes nightlife. No alcohol included.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Committee-adjacentKit$89
Morning-After Pack
Morning-after essentials for the market open after the night before.“Downside Protected. Ego Intact.”
UnsolicitedKit$199
Golf & Yacht Essentials Kit
For business development in warm climates.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
No carry includedThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.