T-Shirt$58
Business Development, Allegedly Tee
For golf trips, lunches, and calendar invites with hidden agendas.“Business Development, Allegedly.”
Approved by nobody
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
Golf
9 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Cap$48
Business Development, Allegedly Cap
Golf counts if someone mentions capital.“Business Development, Allegedly.”
Exit pending
Polo$88
Deal Flow Invitational Polo
Performance fabric for people pretending this is work.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
Due diligence declinedPolo$88
DPSC Member Polo
Country club standards. Slightly lower morals.“Clothing Optional. Opinions Required.”
Committee-adjacent
Polo$88
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Polo
Warm-weather business development.“No Actual Skiing Included.”
UnsolicitedPolo$88
Carry Chad Golf Polo
For when upside participation requires breathable fabric.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
No carry includedPolo$88
Family Office Frank Club Polo
Understated. Expensive. Judgmental.“Happy To Take A Look.”
Strong opinion
Bundle$199
Carry Chad Lounge Kit
Twenty percent of the upside. One hundred percent of the ego.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
Meeting-readyKit$199
Golf & Yacht Essentials Kit
For business development in warm climates.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
Approved by nobodyThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.