T-Shirt$58
Dry Powder. Wet Martinis. Tee
The dress code for unofficial business.“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Unsolicited
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
T-Shirts
13 pieces. Some are further along than others.
T-Shirt$58
Clothing Optional. Opinions Required.
Membership standards are flexible. Commentary is not.“Clothing Optional. Opinions Required.”
Exit pending
T-Shirt$58
The Endgame Isn't Merch. It's Culture.
For people who understand that every shirt is really a thesis.“Premium Merch. Terrible Judgment.”
Due diligence declined
T-Shirt$58
Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.
Legally safer. Emotionally worse.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Committee-adjacent
T-Shirt$58
Private Capital. Good Company. Bad Excuses.
The official uniform of plausible deniability.“Private Capital. Good Company. Bad Excuses.”
UnsolicitedT-Shirt$58
Business Development, Allegedly Tee
For golf trips, lunches, and calendar invites with hidden agendas.“Business Development, Allegedly.”
No carry includedT-Shirt$58
You Can Be Right Or You Can Be Rich.
Rarely both. Ask the guy waiting for a better entry point.“You Can Be Right Or You Can Be Rich.”
Strong opinion
T-Shirt$58
Adjusted For Bad Decisions Tee
A non-GAAP personality.“Adjusted For Bad Decisions.”
Approved by nobodyT-Shirt$58
The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly. Tee
Pipeline rich. Revenue poor. Spiritually closing.“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.”
Approved by nobody
T-Shirt$58
Nobody Knows What I Do.
Neither does your LinkedIn.“Nobody Knows What I Do.”
Due diligence declinedT-Shirt$58
I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.
Carry Chad said this unironically. Twice.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
Due diligence declinedT-Shirt$58
Liquidity Pending.
For exits, feelings, and other delayed events.“Liquidity Pending.”
Committee-adjacentT-Shirt$58
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Tee
No actual skiing. Just capital allocation in better weather.“Powder Conditions: Exceptional.”
UnsolicitedThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.