Bundle$149
Desperate Broker Dealer Survival Kit
For the man who has been closing next week since 2022.“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.”
Approved by nobody
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
Starter Packs
6 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Bundle$149
DCM Dave Desk Kit
Fixed income. Variable sanity.“Yielding Under Pressure.”
Exit pending
Bundle$149
EBITDA Eddie Office Kit
If it's adjusted, it's beautiful.“If It's Adjusted, It's Beautiful.”
Due diligence declined
Bundle$199
Carry Chad Lounge Kit
Twenty percent of the upside. One hundred percent of the ego.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
Committee-adjacentBundle$199
Liquidity Larry Miami Kit
Liquid today. Regret tomorrow.“Liquidity Pending.”
Unsolicited
Bundle$199
Soft Launch Steve Kit
Nobody knows what he does. Everyone knows he's rich.“In Stealth. Always.”
No carry includedThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.