Bundle$60
The Edition Bundle
Magazine issue, sticker pack, and enough status signaling to ruin lunch.“Different Characters. Same Club.”
Approved by nobody
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
Founder Edition Boxes
3 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Character Bundle$189
The Martini Capitalist Lunch Kit
For old-school dealmakers, private club rituals, and opinions delivered before 3 PM. No alcohol included.“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Exit pending
Kit$199
Golf & Yacht Essentials Kit
For business development in warm climates.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
Due diligence declinedThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.