Cap$48
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Cap
No lift ticket required.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Approved by nobody
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club
10 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Polo$88
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Polo
Warm-weather business development.“No Actual Skiing Included.”
Exit pending
Character Bundle$219
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Kit
The official kit for warm-weather business development. No lift ticket required.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Due diligence declined
Bundle$199
Liquidity Larry Miami Kit
Liquid today. Regret tomorrow.“Liquidity Pending.”
Committee-adjacent
T-Shirt$58
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Tee
No actual skiing. Just capital allocation in better weather.“Powder Conditions: Exceptional.”
UnsolicitedCap$48
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Cap
No lift ticket required.“No Actual Skiing Included.”
No carry included
Tumbler$38
Warm Weather Powder Tumbler
Hydration support for people with plans they won't explain.“Powder Conditions: Exceptional.”
Strong opinionKit$129
Party Pack
For when networking becomes nightlife. No alcohol included.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Meeting-readyKit$89
Morning-After Pack
Morning-after essentials for the market open after the night before.“Downside Protected. Ego Intact.”
Approved by nobodyKit$199
Golf & Yacht Essentials Kit
For business development in warm climates.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
Exit pendingThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.