Hat$48
DPSC Classic Cap
For people with strong opinions and no public positions.“The Art of Expensive Opinions”
Strong opinion
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
New Arrivals
11 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Hoodie$98
Members Only Hoodie
For closed-door meetings and open browser tabs.“Private Capital. Good Company. Bad Excuses.”
Committee-adjacent
Mug$28
Expensive Opinions Mug
For coffee, tea, and unsolicited market commentary.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Due diligence declined
Bundle$60
The Edition Bundle
Magazine issue, sticker pack, and enough status signaling to ruin lunch.“Different Characters. Same Club.”
Committee-adjacent
T-Shirt$58
Dry Powder. Wet Martinis. Tee
The dress code for unofficial business.“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Unsolicited
Cap$48
DPSC Classic Cap
The official cap of expensive opinions.“The Art of Expensive Opinions”
No carry included
Polo$88
Deal Flow Invitational Polo
Performance fabric for people pretending this is work.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
Strong opinionMug$32
Not Financial Advice Mug
Legally safer. Emotionally worse.“Not Financial Advice. Just Expensive Opinions.”
Meeting-ready
Tumbler$54
Dry With A Twist Tumbler
Cold drinks. Warm introductions.“Dry With A Twist”
Meeting-ready
Character Bundle$189
The Martini Capitalist Lunch Kit
For old-school dealmakers, private club rituals, and opinions delivered before 3 PM. No alcohol included.“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Exit pendingCharacter Bundle$219
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Kit
The official kit for warm-weather business development. No lift ticket required.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Due diligence declinedThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.