Bundle$60
The Edition Bundle
Magazine issue, sticker pack, and enough status signaling to ruin lunch.“Different Characters. Same Club.”
Approved by nobody
The Drop
Objects with no measurable ROI.
Extremely well made. Completely unnecessary.
Everything else
Back to the dropEverything else
Character Bundles
12 pieces. Some are further along than others.
Character Bundle$189
The Martini Capitalist Lunch Kit
For old-school dealmakers, private club rituals, and opinions delivered before 3 PM. No alcohol included.“Dry Powder. Wet Martinis.”
Exit pendingCharacter Bundle$219
Miami Dry Powder Ski Club Kit
The official kit for warm-weather business development. No lift ticket required.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Due diligence declinedBundle$149
Desperate Broker Dealer Survival Kit
For the man who has been closing next week since 2022.“The Deal Is Still Alive. Allegedly.”
Committee-adjacent
Bundle$149
DCM Dave Desk Kit
Fixed income. Variable sanity.“Yielding Under Pressure.”
Unsolicited
Bundle$149
EBITDA Eddie Office Kit
If it's adjusted, it's beautiful.“If It's Adjusted, It's Beautiful.”
No carry included
Bundle$199
Carry Chad Lounge Kit
Twenty percent of the upside. One hundred percent of the ego.“I Don't Work For Money. I Work For Carry.”
Strong opinionBundle$199
Liquidity Larry Miami Kit
Liquid today. Regret tomorrow.“Liquidity Pending.”
Meeting-ready
Bundle$199
Soft Launch Steve Kit
Nobody knows what he does. Everyone knows he's rich.“In Stealth. Always.”
Approved by nobodyKit$129
Party Pack
For when networking becomes nightlife. No alcohol included.“We Don't Ski. We Allocate.”
Exit pendingKit$89
Morning-After Pack
Morning-after essentials for the market open after the night before.“Downside Protected. Ego Intact.”
Due diligence declinedKit$199
Golf & Yacht Essentials Kit
For business development in warm climates.“Golf Is Just Due Diligence Outside.”
Committee-adjacentThe Fine Print
- Past performance is no indication of personal growth.
- Approved by nobody.See the object →
- The exit is next quarter.See the object →
- No public positions. Several private opinions.See the object →
- Strong conviction. Weak calendar discipline.See the object →
Old money. New media. Bad excuses.
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Not financial advice. Just expensive opinions.